How I Went to the Middle East and Became Canadian

So I was up in First Class on the plane back from Kuwait, talking to John… you know John don’t you? John Kerry? The Senator from Massachusetts?

“John!” I say to him. “Why, I haven’t seen you since college! Remember Pittsburgh? 2004?”

“Of course I remember,” John Kerry says to me. “That was a lot of fun.”

“You better watch out John,” Brian says.

Oh wait. You know Brian don’t you? Brian Mulroney? The former Prime Minister of Canada.

“We’re stealing your best citizens,” Brian says. “I’ve just made Henry here an Honorary Citizen of Canada.”

“It’s true,” I say. “I just hope it doesn't cause any problems in customs.”

And, oh, how we all laughed.

Then I cleaned up their dirty dishes and brought them more water.

So there. I now challenge you to a name dropping contest.